I have an admission to make.
I.Freakin. LOVE. Chuck Norris jokes.
Sad, yet true.
They are SO dumb they make me laugh. A lot. Probably too much. And even 24 hours after I heard or read one.
Easily amused, am I.
Sorry, Yoda humor. And we're not even talking about Yoda!
Anyways, back to Chuck.
Pinterest is like the mecca of Chuck jokes.
It wouldn't be so great if he was all bigheaded about it.
I love the fact that he's humble.
So, I have decided..... my goal for 2012 will be to meet Chuck Norris, and introduce him to my offspring. Oh, and I will SO freakin blog about it.
And when someone wants to be obnoxious, I will always be able to trump it with, "So, I met Chuck Norris."
Bring that crap on!
Chuck, I need to meet you. It is a necessity.
These really are the funniest.
ReplyDeleteOooooh, now THAT is a goal worth working on!!!
ReplyDeleteScreaming here!!
ReplyDeleteHow DID I NOT KNOW THIS ABOUT YOU??
I LOVE , freakin' LOVE, chuck norris jokes.
Here's one:
Chuck Norris doesn't hold his breath, he takes oxygen hostage.
(When the heck did the "reply" "delete" buttons show up?! I pay attention!)
ReplyDeleteLOL! I like that one, too. Probably the most popular one around our place is "Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the crap out of it." Goob DIES over that one. I am really going to try to see if I can meet him :) That would be awesome.
"And what did you do the year you turned 30?"
"Dude, I met Chuck Norris."
**win for infinity**
My husband loves them too…he loves Chuck Norri!
ReplyDeleteThanks for dropping by, Penelope!!!! There's just something about those little one liner jokes that beats other jokes. :)
DeleteLOVE these!! Haha!
ReplyDeleteStep on a lego, lego cries!!
Awesome!